Satire


Publicity
At the Newspaper Office

 

One of the most important duties of the manager for a traveling performer was to provide publicity through the newspapers. An excerpt from a satirical article titled "The Model [Newspaper] Editor" reveals, in a behind-the-scenes account, how such publicity might be arranged while on tour:

Musical director calls to know if the editor will transfer a puff of six columns, and accept a ticket at half price. Editor obligingly tells him he shall be happy to do so. Musical director wants to know if he will write a puff before-hand; editor intimates that he will be happy to do so. Musical director would like him to furnish one hundred and sixty copies of the paper; editor says he shall be happy to do so. Musical director wishes to know if he will loan him his desk, pen, ink and paper, and a post office stamp; polite editor intimates that he shall be happy to do so (by standing up three quarters of an hour, while musical director writes six letters, and endeavoring to read a paper up side down). Musical director takes his leave with three bows, the last one nearly overturning a lady who is entering the door.

When the Chicago critic George P. Upton first met the conductor Theodore Thomas, he was pleasantly shocked when Thomas explained that he never went into newspaper offices to "cultivate the critics." Upton recounted that he had been "so persistently visited by advance agents, business agents, artists, and even impresarios of concert and opera troupes, that it was refreshing to meet a musician who did not care to see the interior of a newspaper office."

 
"The Model Editor," Trumbull Democrat (Warren, OH), 16 April 1857; George P. Upton, "Reminiscence and Appreciation," in Theodore Thomas, Theodore Thomas: A Musical Autobiography, ed. George P. Upton, 2 vols. (Chicago: A. C. McClurg, 1905; reprint, New York: Da Capo Press, 1964), 1:118.

 

 

"Advertisement—to Mediocre Musicians"

 

The following mock advertisement appeared with the above headline lampooning the various methods of creating sensational receptions at concerts.

The Misses Lackadaisy give notice that they are now prepared to go out to the concerts of mediocre musicians for the season, attended by the requisite number of gentlemen. Their terms are two reserved front seats and two bouquets for each of the ladies.

Great pains taken in distributing extra tickets among the right sort of persons to fill up a concert room, and a large assortment of first-quality enthusiasm always on hand and furnished to order on the most reasonable terms.


Yankee Doodle 1 (7 November 1846): 59.

 

 

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